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A man is facing up to five years in prison after a woman choked to death on a mushy cucumber they were using as a sex toy. They then proceeded to drink four bottles of wine and a large quantity of Schnapps before heading to the bedroom, jurors were told. On the day in question, in Julythe man said "she didn't have any toys with her, so I grabbed half a cucumber from the kitchen".

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Oliver Dietmann, 46, could be jailed for five years if convicted of the bedroom death of his lover Rica Varna, also 46, due to the phallic-shaped veg. The court where he is on trial in Mannheim, Germany, heard the sordid details of the greengrocery lovemaking episode, which also featured a bunch of carrots and some courgettes. Dietmann said he had met Rica inbut their relationship turned sexual five years later.

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For starters, fungi grow on cucumbers. This article originally appeared on Wielding the Lass of Truth. Apparently some women are peeling cucumbers inserting them vaginally and then twisting them around for up to 20 minutes to refresh or cleanse or flush or something.

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Sex toys are really great, but with our bank accounts still weeping from the sucky recession we've just stumbled out of, we need to get our priorities right. If it means I don't have to compromise my hefty meth addiction, I'm always going to pick my brother's dowdy old Rampant Rabbit over one of those bespoke sex toys that women like Barbara Walters probably own. In these days of hardship, we must make do.

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Cucumber has shown to be great for sexual stamina. I was reading an article about erectile dysfunction and what things can make it better and cucumber was on top of the list. Apart from the above said benefits cucumber is also great for your health in general.

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The pair had often had this type of sex, she wasn't tied up and he felt that if the cucumber was a problem, she could have removed it herself. Tesco were feeling particularly fruity or should we say vegetable-y this Valentine's Day, when they placed a 'Perfect for Valentine's sign next to a crate of their finest cucumbers. But after reading the following story, they'll probably want to hope no-one took them up on their creative suggestion.

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I remember the first time I stuck something up my vagina. I was 15, and it was a hair brush. I stuck it in, wiggled it around, and I loved it so much that I personified it by naming it Harry the Hairbrush.

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Top definition. Cucumber Sandwich unknown. A man with a small penis. Named after the popular British tea sandwich which, though tastyis not quite filling and leaves you wanting more.

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